2022: Top 20 Movies

2022 was a flippin’ fantastic year for movies.

I don’t have much sense of what the consensus is on these things anymore. I feel like I used to. Maybe I’m no longer plugged into the right circles. Either way, I haven’t heard many people talking about what a phenomenal year 2022 was, so I feel the need to set the record straight on this, as loudly as I can manage it: 2022 was a staggeringly great year for movies! Maybe even the best since I started doing this over a decade ago!

And what a breath of fresh air it was. 2021 was so bad I actually started to wonder if I just didn’t like movies anymore. 2022 was a godsend, reminding me: Yes, I do! Quite a bit! Movies have just been pretty bad for a couple years!

I have never been this excited about my year-end list. Even in years I otherwise think are really good, I usually have a few noteworthy reservations about the last quarter of the entries. This year, I have no problem recommending all of these to just about anybody. For the right price, I’d add just about any of them to my collection. This year, there are no “I admire it more than I enjoy it” entries. There are no trollish “I love this way more than I should” entries. I’d go to bat for all twenty of these. The stuff the old veterans made was par for the course; the stuff the new faces on the scene made burst with potential.

Another thing that strikes me: This was a uniquely strong year for genre movies. I pretend to be fancier than I am, and the state of Hollywood blockbusters has covered for me for a while now. It’s easy to have your year-end lists favor arthouse fare and awards contenders when everything else is focus-grouped to death before you even see the first trailer. It’s not that I don’t love those movies, too — but it was action, fantasy, science-fiction that brought me into this, and when I head out to my local theater, that’s usually what I’m hoping for. I pretend to be a hifalutin arthouse guy — I can be, in the right mood — but more than anything, I want to have fun at the movies. I did that way more often than usual this year. I’m excited to finally have a year-end list loaded with movies that are just plain fun — that made me laugh, that put me on the edge of my seat, that stirred my imagination.

I wouldn’t go so far as to call this year a sea change — that’s a tough thing to predict in advance — but there’s definitely something in the air that feels a bit different to me. I’m not sure everyone is moving away from the franchises that have dominated the last decade, but it feels like a sizable new audience has emerged looking for something new. This is an unusually creative slate of movies, with more than one entry I can’t easily compare to anything else. And if 2022 really does mark a new era, I can hardly imagine a stronger start.

(Note: This year, I started watching some documentaries as well. I’ve decided to exclude them from this list because rating/ranking real life has always felt crass to me. You can expect this rule to remain in place for future lists unless I say otherwise.)

20. Emergency
When I first saw this, I said to myself, “Oh yeah, that’s top ten for sure.” And here I am, a year later, narrowly choosing it over Till to round out the list. At no point in the interim did my opinion of it change. It walks a tonal tightrope near flawlessly, very funny most of the time but absolutely gutting when it wants to be. The political angle is incorporated very gracefully. Not one member of the young cast misses a beat. Everyone involved in the production of Emergency is worth keeping an eye on. It isn’t self-conscious, it isn’t — quote, unquote — weird, and yet I don’t think I’ve seen anything quite like it before.

19. All Quiet on the Western Front
I still have mixed feelings about it as an adaptation — it cuts the things that make All Quiet on the Western Front what it is, leaving just another war movie in its place. It makes the list nevertheless because it is a staggering technical achievement — in that regard, a worthy successor to the 1930 version. It contains several of the strongest movie battle scenes this side of Saving Private Ryan. There might not be as much going on under the surface, but few movies have managed a visual depiction of the degradation, corruption, and devaluation of the human soul on this level. Edward Berger is one hell of a director.

18. Three Thousand Years of Longing
This is going to get the mother of all critical reappraisals in a few years’ time, so I think it only prudent to stake out my ground on Three Thousand Years of Longing right now. I am incapable of understanding how it received mixed reviews. I have utterly failed to put myself in the shoes of someone who doesn’t like it at least a little. I am very cognizant of its flaws, chiefly that it falls apart in its last half hour after it abandons its — surprisingly engaging? — M.O. of “woman accidentally unleashes a genie and they just spend two hours telling each other stories about their lives.” But there’s a lot of movie before that happens, and that movie is friggin’ magical. A fairytale for adults that actually feels exactly like that.

17. The Northman
I spent a good chunk of the year thinking The Northman was a lock for my top five. If I had to say exactly what it is about Robert Eggers that appeals to me — other than that he is a damn good filmmaker — it’s that he always goes for it, one hundred percent, nothing left on the table. His movies just…insist upon themselves. They’re the cinematic manifestation of “beatings will continue until morale improves.” Eggers grabs you by the throat and drags you into his world; he has no interest in reaching into yours. I think The Northman is probably his weakest effort, mainly because it has the least going on under the surface. But even if all it wants to be is a blood-soaked tale of vengeance, at least it does you the courtesy of nailing every single beat.

16. The Fallout
HBO released this right at the beginning of the year, and it seems to have been just about forgotten. That’s a shame, because The Fallout is a great movie that I hope heralds big things for all involved. It’s a high school drama that beats with sincerity and, especially, authenticity — these characters, for once, feel like actual teenagers, not an out-of-touch adult’s attempt at replicating what they think the kids are into these days. The two leads are phenomenal. But more than anything, it’s a sensitive, thoughtful portrayal of one of the deepest darknesses confronting American society — not pat, not manipulative, not heavy-handed, and lacking simplistic answers to the trauma of an entire generation. I truly hope The Fallout finds its way back into the conversation someday.

15. Barbarian
You’re probably already sick of me saying this, but I can’t believe Barbarian isn’t top ten. One of the most purely enjoyable movie experiences of the year for me. It’s best seen knowing as little about it as possible, so I won’t say much — just that, as a horror movie, it strikes a perfect balance between “actually scary” and “delightfully deranged.” I watched most of it through my fingers, and yet it also contains my pick for the funniest joke of any movie this year. The gulf between where it begins and where it ends is…impressive. Two thumbs up, more of this, please.

14. Top Gun: Maverick
I flat hate the original Top Gun. I can’t tell you how shocking this is to me. It still feels like a personal, moral defeat that I’m putting Top Gun: Maverick on here. I’d have laughed in your face if you told me that a year ago. But here we are. This is by far THE most dramatic margin by which a sequel has ever been better than the original. Everything I think Top Gun does wrong, Top Gun: Maverick not only does right but does like it’s totally second-nature. It makes all this look easy. Deft, propulsive, fun as hell — Top Gun: Maverick is the first genuinely great franchise blockbuster since…yeesh, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, maybe? A billion-dollar miracle.

13. Decision to Leave
Lesser Park Chan-wook, but lesser Park Chan-wook is most filmmakers’ career-long aspiration. Decision to Leave both is and isn’t a departure for him. There’s no shortage of storytellers who are interested in human beings at their worst; what makes Park Chan-wook stand out is his fascination with human beings at their most twisted — when they are most governed by their primal urges. You could watch most of it with your parents, but it’s still quietly demented somewhere deep within — in the psychology of the characters, the moral lines they cross, the animal wants that drives them. Somehow, there’s also an argument to be made that it’s the prettiest film of Park Chan-wook’s career. Not an easy film to unpack in one paragraph, but rest assured — it’s par for the course, and then some.

12. Turning Red
I remain, as ever, a committed Pixar fan — but even I have to admit that their body of work the last few years has not, for the most part, withstood scrutiny the way it once did. I’m not talking about the “one for Disney” they have to make every once in a while, i.e. Lightyear, although that’s certainly not helping. Their original work, too, has lacked a certain spark recently. Repeat viewings don’t do their movies the favors they used to. Not so with Turning Red. This is the first Pixar movie since Inside Out that I liked more on the second viewing. It’s exactly what the studio needed — new talent at the helm, making something that isn’t a complete departure from the house style but still stands out in tone and style and thematic preoccupation. Turning Red is a lot of fun, beautifully animated as always, and it confronts parent/child relationships in a way that I think is actually very bold for a kids movie. I’m so glad it seems to have found an audience.

11. Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio
Not even in the top ten. Madness. Yeah, I don’t part much from the consensus on this one. Guillermo Del Toro and stop-motion animation are a match made in heaven; frankly, I’m surprised it took this long to finally happen. And his take on Pinocchio is so beautiful, so well thought out, and so expertly realized that I desperately hope it is also definitive and will forestall any further film adaptations of this story. Del Toro threads a lot of his usual trademarks through the old, familiar tale (I’ll always love the way even his “good” supernatural characters are otherworldly, incomprehensible eldritch creatures), but his main contribution is the way he psychologizes all the story beats — takes the scenes you know and ties them together, gives them new meaning. Mostly I’m OK with Del Toro doing whatever he wants at this point, but I sure hope he tries animation again someday.

10. Nope
It’s looking like Jordan Peele is here to stay, and I couldn’t be happier about that. Nope, even more than his last two films, really solidifies him as a superb technical craftsman — someone who knows where to point the camera, how to light the shot, how to move everything within the frame. It also solidifies him as a guy with a gonzo imagination we still haven’t seen the limits of. Nope is sort of unclassifiable. It is horror, but there’s more to it than that. A lot of critics have identified a Spielberg vibe in there; it’s fun, a sweeping adventure, and it wonders at the mysteries of the universe. But there’s also a tongue-in-cheek meanness to it, a condescending sneer as it picks apart the dark side of the industry. The concept here is bizarre, and yet Peele uses it to achieve what actually might be one of the single most disturbing scenes I have ever seen in a motion picture. I don’t think a single day has passed since I first saw it in July that I have not thought about Jupe’s Claim at least once. At this rate, Movie No. 4 is going to be completely bonkers, and I already can’t wait to find out how.

9. Avatar: The Way of Water
OK, I do get to engage in a little trolling here, so if you’ll indulge me for a moment — ahem — neener neener neener it’s my list you can’t stop meeeeeee. For real, though: James Cameron is The Man, bet against him at your own peril. I don’t know how, in the current cinematic culture, we managed to get not one but two actually-good billion-dollar blockbusters in a single year, but like I said: 2022 was pretty special. It’s funny: No one would ever call Avatar a throwback, the entire selling point is that it’s the future of visual effects, but of all the Stranger Things wannabes out there, it’s Avatar: The Way of Water that most feels like an actual 80s movie to me. Its go-for-broke attitude, its cheesy sincerity, its natural meat-and-potatoes functionality — it’s basically Terminator but pretty. It is an improvement over its predecessor in every possible way, including, by what I can only describe as literal magic, the visuals. Call it precipitously reduced standards, but I’m not going to turn down an expensive movie that actually looks like it was expensive. I’m all aboard the Avatar train; give me a hundred more of these. Payakan forever.

8. Close
With respect to All Quiet on the Western Front, if only one foreign language film can compete for big Oscars in a given year, Close ought to have been 2023’s. It’s masterful on a level I can barely get my head around. I think it’s a movie this moment needs — we don’t have much art that explores the way homophobia causes people to pathologize friendship, especially male friendship, and Close does that with a keen eye. I have no complaints with the way it approaches that central issue. And even when it does change tracks, it has such a strong sense of character that you don’t miss a beat. The performances are tremendous; Lukas Dhont puts a lot of faith in his cast, without whom the movie just plain doesn’t work. Close can tell an entire story in an actor’s sideways glance, a pause in a line of dialogue, a subtle movement. Every inch of it is deliberate, and perfectly calibrated. Broke me, then put me back together.

7. Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
I’m happy to watch as many of these as Rian Johnson feels like making. He’s so good at this he somehow gives me impostor syndrome even though I’ve never even published anything. Mysteries are hard, but he makes it look like he writes them in his sleep. I don’t think Glass Onion is as cohesive politically as its predecessor, but it makes up for that by being funnier and more energetic. It leans a lot harder into its genre, and I think that’s the right move to set itself apart. Where Knives Out was challenging, Glass Onion is cathartic. Simpler, but that doesn’t have to be a bad thing. What it means to be is a blast, and it more than accomplishes that much.

6. The Fabelmans
Steven Spielberg is a wizard. He just plain should not be able to get away with what he does. He’s the only person who has ever been good at making movies like this. I feel about The Fabelmans much the same way I do about Pinocchio — so great it also ought to be definitive, a wrap on an entire genre that has in large part been insufferable. It’s the specificity of Spielberg’s approach that makes The Fabelmans sing — where other movies like it simply slap treacly music over shots of film running through a projector and declare that movies are magic, Spielberg says, “Movies are magic to me, and here’s why.” In telling his own story, The Fabelmans increases my impression of Spielberg as a very instinctual filmmaker — a guy who doesn’t always know why he does what he does, just that he likes it and thinks other people will too — and that quality may be his greatest strength here. On paper, this is one of the cheesiest movies of the year. Maybe not just on paper. But Spielberg always knows exactly how far he can take it, at exactly what point you’ll start resisting. He has navigated that balance his entire career, but may never have done it this effectively. The Fabelmans rates among the very best of his more dramatic fare.

5. Tár
I watch movies for a lot of reasons. I want to have fun, I want to think about something, I want to experience life through another person’s eyes, I want to be affirmed, I want to have hope, and sometimes…sometimes I just want to commiserate. Sometimes I want to see a movie that’s so full of hate it winds back around into being kind of delightful. Enter Tár, the rare film that could accurately be described as searing. Cate Blanchett anchors an incisive character study, and Todd Field’s script incorporates cultural debates I’m sick to death of hearing about in a refreshingly nuanced way. It all culminates in what is easily the best ending of any film this year, one that repurposes the opening credits, of all things, as a retroactively hilarious Chekov’s gun. Unique, intelligent, much funnier than you’d think — Tár is really something special.

4. Aftersun
So Aftersun is probably the best movie of the year. I don’t really believe in that sort of thing — the idea of a film being objectively good or bad, objectively better or worse than another film. I think it’s only kind of possible to separate “what I like” from “what is good/bad/better/worse” — every now and then, I’m cognizant of a movie being very well done while recognizing that I’m not quite the target audience. But I feel I have to make a note of it with Aftersun, because the same thing that makes it a miraculous achievement also makes it impossible to analyze relative to other films: I don’t think I have ever seen another movie remotely like it. Every other movie on this is list is playing by somebody else’s rules. Most art — the vast majority — is. Creating something truly new is close to impossible. I think debut filmmaker Charlotte Wells may have pulled it off with Aftersun. There’s no weird trick here — no twist, no revelation, no nakedly unusual thing. It’s all in the way it comes together. There’s a moment — and I think it will arrive at a different time for everyone watching it — when it suddenly clicks. You have that euphoric “eureka” moment where you suddenly understand why it communicates in the way that it does, why it shows you what it chooses to show you, what the larger context is. And that moment hits like a freight train. My personal journey with Aftersun was unlike any I’ve taken with another film. I went from not getting it, wondering what the fuss was about, to kind of appreciating its rhythm, beginning to file it under the aforementioned category of “I admire it more than I enjoy it,” to suddenly being shattered by it, sitting open-mouthed and shellshocked as the credits rolled, then scrambling to the internet to found out what the hell other people were saying about it and reading all of it, in exhaustive detail, well into the night. Aftersun is, simply, an astonishing achievement. I’m not sure I know what to do with it, and that might well be its most outstanding quality.

3. The Banshees of Inisherin
I feel an obligation, the deeper I go into this list, to say more about the film in question — if it’s one of my favorites of the year, I should have a lot of thoughts about it, right? But every now and then my love for a movie prevents me from putting anything interesting into words — the cast is great, the writing is great, the direction is great, what do you want from me? There’s just some sort of alchemy at play that I almost don’t want to understand — I’d rather appreciate the weird spell it casts. The Banshees of Inisherin is that movie this year. It’s just a good movie, in all the ways you want a movie to be good, and somewhere in there is a little spark of a nebulous “special something” that gives it the air of the iconic. If I had to isolate something specific that pushes it to the front of the pack, it’s that it’s essentially Perfect Line Read: The Motion Picture. The year’s best match of actors to material — witty, and bleakly hilarious.

2. RRR
I’m thinking about quitting my job to become a full-time missionary for RRR — traveling from city to city, knocking on doors, asking: “Have you heard the good news?” I have been downright annoying about this movie. I’ve personally recommended it to everyone I know, and I still periodically check in with the ones who haven’t watched it yet to make sure they’re aware that they’re on notice. I said at the outset that this was a great year for having fun at the movies, and here’s the pinnacle. RRR is the most over-the-top, the most ludicrous, the most hilarious, the coolest, the biggest, [insert multiple synonyms for “amazing” here] action movie I have seen in years. Maybe ever! It’s three hours long, and I would conservatively estimate that I spent the last two of those hours in a constant state of screeching like a howler monkey. This movie turned me into a friggin’ soccer hooligan. It is every genre of movie at once, and they are all great. It could’ve settled for just being a meme movie; it certainly has the goods to get away with only being that. And yet it’s also very well made — well shot, well directed, nice looking, as fun to watch as it is to experience. I keep glancing at movies like Tár and Aftersun that probe the human condition with impossible-to-replicate thoughtfulness and thinking: “Really? This movie over those ones?” And then I think to myself: not one single character in The Banshees of Inisherin uses a leopard as a projectile weapon. And I wonder if maybe I’m lying to myself by not putting RRR in the top slot.

  1. Everything Everywhere All at Once
    Speaking of movies that are every genre at the same time and somehow good at all of them… Look, I get it. I hate being cliched, and even when the Oscars get it right, it’s hard not to feel obligated to pick something different than they did so you can remain one of the cool kids. But this year, being what it was…is this my favorite movie of 2023? The top four or five movies on this list are essentially a tie; they are each spectacularly different pieces of work that I enjoy for very different reasons. I’ve spent months wringing my hands over their positioning. Everything Everywhere All at Once is my favorite…I think? But that margin is so thin in so many directions that it’s hard not to feel like some kind of default, an escape from having to make a real choice. Plus, Everything Everywhere All at Once is so ambitious that it’s almost inevitable that it also feels a bit messy — not quite as assured as the other movies in the top five. But that ambition is sky high, and that the movie reaches its goal so much more often than not is an achievement in its own right. And if it’s a chaotic, messy movie, that’s because it’s about our chaotic, messy lives, in all their beautiful, gross, judgmental, loving, stupid, masterful glory. Everything Everywhere All at Once makes you laugh, it makes you cry, it entertains you, it makes you think; its imagination is boundless and fascinating. It’s all things to all people — that’s the point. That’s the promise. It’s literally in the title. And that brings me back around: yes, this is a worthy choice. I’m content with it. 2023 was a great year for a wide variety of movies. What better to represent it than a movie that has a little bit of all of them in its DNA?

2023 Oscar Predictions

Hello, dear readers! The time, once again has come — my annual ritual of public humiliation as I attempt to correctly predict the Oscars and most likely end up looking like I don’t know what a movie is and may even be hostile toward the concept. Moving images, and sound? Are you mad?

I kid, mostly. I’ve struggled of late, but last year went reasonably well for my picks. It’s been pointed out to me that I’m failing to put my money where my mouth is by not publishing my annual score, so I made sure to keep count last year: 15 right to eight wrong. Not the best I’ve ever done, but pretty respectable (my main mistake was underestimating Dune).

That is almost certainly not going to be the case this year. I’ve been a faithful Oscar follower since around 2009, and in all that time, I cannot remember a year where the field felt this open. I wrung my hands over a lot of these categories.

As far as I’m concerned, that’s good news because it’s a function of 2022 having been a fantastic year for movies — and this being one of my favorite slates of Oscar nominees of all time. I don’t agree with all of the picks here, but what I like about this roster is how varied it is. You’ve got two giant blockbusters, a word-of-mouth hit kung fu comedy, an extravagant music movie, one foreign film (doubling as a big war epic), and a smattering of smaller dramas with distinctive directorial vision. This year, it actually feels like the academy explored the breadth of the movies that get made and came back with what it liked most. Regardless of who you are, you should be able to find something here that you’ll like. That’s really cool to see even if more than a handful of these movies would not make my own list.

That makes me forgiving enough to skip the “should win” section I usually attach to all of the categories. It would be redundant anyway because RRR is my answer in every category, including the ones for which it was not eligible. Oh, it’s three hours long, you say? Time is relative. Get it a nomination for short film. Seriously, watch RRR this instant.


Anyway, here are the predictions. Feel free to follow along at home and laugh at my misfortune! (Note: I’ve seen all of the nominees except for: in Documentary Short Film, How Do You Measure a Year?; in Live Action Short Film, An Irish Goodbye and The Red Suitcase; and in International Feature, The Quiet Girl.

Best Picture:
All Quiet on the Western Front; Avatar: The Way of Water; Elvis; Everything Everywhere All at Once; The Banshees of Inisherin; The Fabelmans; Top Gun: Maverick; Triangle of Sadness; Tár; Women Talking
Winner: Everything Everywhere All at Once

Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role:
Austin Butler, Elvis; Bill Nighy, Living; Brendan Fraser, The Whale; Colin Farrell, The Banshees of Inisherin; Paul Mescal, Aftersun
Winner: Austin Butler, Elvis

Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role:
Ana de Armas, Blonde; Andrea Riseborough, To Leslie; Cate Blanchett, Tár; Michelle Williams, The Fabelmans; Michelle Yeoh, Everything Everywhere All at Once
Winner: Michelle Yeoh, Everything Everywhere All at Once

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role:
Barry Keoghan, The Banshees of Inisherin; Brendan Gleeson, The Banshees of Inisherin; Brian Tyree Henry, Causeway; Judd Hirsch, The Fabelmans; Ke Huy Quan, Everything Everywhere All at Once
Winner: Ke Huy Quan, Everything Everywhere All at Once

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role:
Angela Bassett, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever; Hong Chau, The Whale; Jamie Lee Curtis, Everything Everywhere All at Once; Kerry Condon, The Banshees of Inisherin; Stephanie Hsu, Everything Everywhere All at Once
Winner: Kerry Condon, The Banshees of Inisherin

Best Achievement in Directing:
Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert, Everything Everywhere All at Once; Martin McDonagh, The Banshees of Inisherin; Ruben Östlund, Triangle of Sadness; Steven Spielberg, The Fabelmans; Todd Field, Tár
Winner: Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert, Everything Everywhere All at Once

Best Original Screenplay:
Everything Everywhere All at Once, The Banshees of Inisherin, The Fabelmans, Triangle of Sadness, Tár
Winner: The Banshees of Inisherin

Best Adapted Screenplay:
All Quiet on the Western Front, Glass Onion, Living, Top Gun: Maverick, Women Talking
Winner: Women Talking

Best Achievement in Cinematography:
All Quiet on the Western Front, Bardo: False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths, Elvis, Empire of Light, Tár
Winner: All Quiet on the Western Front

Best Achievement in Film Editing:
Elvis, Everything Everywhere All at Once, The Banshees of Inisherin, Top Gun: Maverick, Tár
Winner: Top Gun: Maverick

Best Achievement in Production Design:
All Quiet on the Western Front, Avatar: The Way of Water, Babylon, Elvis, The Fabelmans
Winner: Babylon

Best Achievement in Costume Design:
Babylon, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, Elvis, Everything Everywhere All at Once, Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris
Winner: Elvis

Best Sound:
All Quiet on the Western Front, Avatar: The Way of Water, Elvis, The Batman, Top Gun: Maverick
Winner: Top Gun: Maverick

Best Achievement in Makeup and Hairstyling:
All Quiet on the Western Front, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, Elvis, The Batman, The Whale
Winner: Elvis

Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures (Original Score):
All Quiet on the Western Front, Babylon, Everything Everywhere All at Once, The Banshees of Inisherin, The Fabelmans
Winner: The Fabelmans

Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures (Original Song):
“Lift Me Up,” Rihanna, Tems, Ryan Coogler and Ludwig Göransson; Black Panther: Wakanda Forever; “This Is a Life,” Mitski, Ryan Lott and David Byrne, Everything Everywhere All at Once; “Naatu Naatu,” M.M. Keeravani and Chandrabose, RRR; “Applause,” Diane Warren, Tell It Like a Woman; “Hold My Hand,” Lady Gaga and BloodPop, Top Gun: Maverick
Winner: “Naatu Naatu,” M.M. Keeravani and Chandrabose, RRR

Best Achievement in Visual Effects:
All Quiet on the Western Front, Avatar: The Way of Water, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, The Batman, Top Gun: Maverick
Winner: Avatar: The Way of Water

Best Documentary Feature:
A House Made of Splinters, All That Breathes, All the Beauty and Bloodshed, Fire of Love, Navalny
Winner: Navalny

Best Animated Feature Film:
Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio, Marcel the Shell with Shoes On, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish, The Sea Beast, Turning Red
Winner: Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio

Best Animated Short Film:
An Ostrich Told Me the World Is Fake and I Think I Believe It; Ice Merchants; My Year of Dicks; The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse; The Flying Sailor
Winner: The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse

Best Live-Action Short Film:
An Irish Goodbye, Ivalu, Night Ride, The Pupils, The Red Suitcase
Winner: The Pupils

Best Documentary Short Film:
Haulout, How Do You Measure a Year?, Stranger at the Gate, The Elephant Whisperers, The Martha Mitchell Effect
Winner: Stranger at the Gate

Best International Feature Film:
All Quiet on the Western Front; Argentina, 1985; Close; Eo; The Quiet Girl
Winner: All Quiet on the Western Front

2022: Top 10 Albums

I think I’m only an aspiring music nerd at the best of times. I don’t know nearly as much as I’d like to. Music is a hard thing to get into if you weren’t born into it. There’s just so much of it, and the niche-ification of popular music has made it impossible to find out what’s worth listening to. You just have to dive in and hope you come up with some treasures.

I’ve also realized it makes it difficult to decide whether a given year was good or bad for music. I think 2022 was good. Very good, actually. There was a point sometime in the spring where I was begging for the new releases to stop so I could just have a minute to sit with the newest album and appreciate it for a bit. But I do wonder: Is the music getting better, or have I just expanded my awareness enough that fewer great albums are slipping by me? I have no idea.

But I do think 2022 was a really good year for music. (I actually think it was a really good year for most of the arts — keep an eye out for that movie list, which I’m already excited about even though it’s nowhere near finished.) I thought 2021 was a worse year than a handful of the ones that preceded it, and2022 is a significant improvement. And there was a moment this year when we got new albums from Kendrick Lamar, Radiohead (basically Radiohead), and Florence + the Machine on the same day; I know that’s not something that happens often.

Who really knows? The important thing is that I’m very excited to share this list with you. Let’s get started!

10. Viagra Boys, “Cave World”

It is a constant with me that the stupider your band’s name is, the faster I’ll run to listen to your music. Anyway, these guys just missed the list last year, when I discovered them. There’s some very good stuff on “Welfare Jazz,” but long stretches of it are just too thin. I kind of thought that would be the end of it; they didn’t seem like a band with another bag of tricks, and punk always seems like the genre most likely to flame out quickly. I am very glad to be wrong! While there are still a few screws that could be tightened, “Cave World” is an across-the-board improvement over its predecessor. The Viagra Boys evolved their sound in probably the only way a band called the Viagra Boys could: made it louder and stupider. It’s more political, but in a way well-suited to obnoxious punk music, i.e., not so much searing commentary as taking the piss out of the right-wing doofus community. An album-length “I know what you are but what am I.” It is glorious.

9. Little Simz, “NO THANK YOU”

I hereby declare that there shall be no more surprise albums in mid-December. I was ahead of the curve! I had this list all sorted out by the first of the month. Then this happens in the eleventh hour and suddenly I have to cram as many listens as possible into the remaining weeks of the year to figure out where to slot it. In short, this is the album I could most easily see moving up or down this list given time. I’ve only listened to it five or six times. I don’t have a great sense of it yet. My opinion right now stands at: Little Simz remains the most exciting new talent in the rap game. We need more rappers with big sounds — bands and instruments and such — and her technical abilities are unimpeachable. That said, fresh off a gigantic, feature-length epic like “Sometimes I Am Introvert,” I feel like maybe it’s best to let the next album germinate for a bit instead of cranking it out just a year later. “NO THANK YOU” can’t help but feel like that album’s B-sides. And I don’t mind, really; that’s a great album. But it isn’t as fresh or exciting to revisit that well so quickly.

8. Jack White, “Entering Heaven Alive”

I was as stoked as anybody when Jack White announced that he’d be dropping two new albums this year. But between the two, I definitely had less hype for “Entering Heaven Alive,” advertised essentially as “the acoustic one.” I’ve never liked sensitive Jack White as much as rock ’n roll Jack White. As such, “Entering Heaven Alive” rated as a very pleasant surprise for me. I did not expect to like it as much as I did. It’s also a rarity for White in that it feels more like an album listen than an individual-tracks listen. He’s always struck me as oriented more in the other direction — stellar songs on albums that sometimes devolve into take-it-or-leave-it filler. I always love a good, stripped-down record that surprises you with the amount of texture that remains to be discovered in such simple instrumentation. There’s quite a tapestry of sounds spread across this one’s forty minutes.

7. The Smile, “A Light for Attracting Attention”

Look, this is a Radiohead album. It seems like the only reason it isn’t listed as such is loyalty to the band’s core membership. “A Light for Attracting Attention” is a 53-minute tour of everything Thom Yorke and Jonny Greenwood have been doing for the last five or six years. They’re continuing to drive more toward painting sonic landscapes than crafting tight, radio-ready songs. I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t losing some of its freshness at this point, but god, nobody else is doing this kind of music this well. No one’s blending this many genres into this seamless a whole. “A Light for Attracting Attention” isn’t my favorite album of the year outright, but it does claim 2022’s Best Music To Write To honors.

6. Jack White, “Fear of the Dawn”

Hey, I’m a simple creature. As pleasant a surprise as “Entering Heaven Alive” was, of course I’m going to give precedence to the one where Jack White melts my face. It’s been a while since a rock ’n roll album left me feeling like I’d just lost a staring contest with the sun. Those first two tracks alone might qualify for its list even if I hated everything else on here, which I don’t (though nothing else quite achieves those heights). You’ve got bluesy Jack White, you’ve got shaking-the-walls Jack White, you’ve got dark and moody Jack White, and you’ve even got weird and possibly ill-advised Jack White (no clue what’s going on with “Hi-De-Ho” but man I respect it for trying). Even when I don’t like this, I like it. I don’t know how that’s possible, but it is.

5. Spoon, “Lucifer on the Sofa”

Spoon is just, like…a good band, right? Just a good, solid rock outfit that shows up, delivers, and gets out of your hair. I don’t really know what else to say about them at this point. No one in music exudes professionalism like they do. They know exactly what they want to do and how to do it. No frills, no strain, no visible effort. Cool and casual. The premier act in rock ’n roll to nod your head to while driving.

4. Sudan Archives, “Natural Brown Prom Queen”

I should be upset about this album leaning much harder into hip-hop than its predecessor. I feel like we’re hurting way worse for good R&B artists than we are for good rappers right now. It should bother me to see Brittney Parks making such a significant leap away from the former in favor of the latter. It’s a testament to how good she is at it that it just…doesn’t. Not a lot, anyway. Gun to my head, I still prefer what she was doing on “Athena.” My favorite songs of hers — and most of my favorites off this album — are the ones that are heavy on the violin, the pretty and emotive ones. But her whole deal slots so interestingly into hip-hop that it’s impossible for me to be mad about it. No one is making anything like this right now. Sudan Archives skipped the rap debut and went directly to the huge, experimental mission statement and completely got away with it. I have no idea where Parks goes from here. For once, I mean that in a good way.

3. Wet Leg, “Wet Leg”

I love them. I love them I love them I love them. I listened to this album four times consecutively the day I first checked it out. I never do that. This is the most promising debut in recent memory. Wet Leg seems to have arrived fully formed. There is no doubt whatsoever about the kind of band they want to be after listening to this. They don’t immediately read as weird, and yet I feel like they completely own this sound. It’s punk, it’s alt rock, it’s pretty, it’s loud, it’s snarky, it’s crass, you can dance to it. A hundred things going on at once, and yet the band never loses control of it. The songs are a different experience depending on the headspace you’re in when you press play. The only thing I don’t like about this album is the fear that it’s the kind of thing they’ll never be able to surpass. This is a high bar to set for yourself right out of the gate.

2. Big Thief, “Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe in You”

There’s this movie Grand Piano. I’ve never seen it. Elijah Wood is in it. It’s like Speed, except “driving a bus” is replaced with “playing a piano.” I think Adrianne Lenker might be in one of those situations. Blink once if you need help. Big Thief already feels like an alt rock legacy band just because of sheer output over the last four years. It’s easy to forget they’re relatively new on the scene. They hit us with two albums the year they made a name for themselves, then Lenker dropped a solo record during the pandemic, then they skipped a year, and then the band had to release a mammoth double album to appease whomever has taken them hostage. Even being that prolific is an accomplishment. That they’re not only keeping pace but actively getting better feels like someone made a deal with the devil. I don’t know how they aren’t burned out. I don’t know how they haven’t run out of ideas. But I know better than to look a gift horse in the mouth, and the gift horse named “Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe in You” is just…phenomenal. There is not one bad song among the twenty here. There are only two or three that rate as just OK. There’s enough material here that they could have spread it across two AOTY-level records. But I’m sure they had to get it out so they can work on, I don’t know, their riff on “69 Love Songs” that’s probably coming out next week. I don’t know what to tell you. We do not deserve Big Thief.

  1. Kendrick Lamar, “Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers”

Yes, whatever, I KNOW I’m a cliche, OK? Oh, look, fancy music critic man put Kendrick Lamar at number one on his list, how original, yeah, yeah, I know, hypothetical person I’m having an imaginary argument with, first off, I am neither fancy nor a music critic, and second…if you asked a bunch of people to rank their top ten favorite things to breathe most of them are probably going to give the top slot to air, all right? To be fair, Kendrick Lamar and Big Thief are really running neck and neck here. I spent a lot of time thinking this over, and there’s a very good chance I’ll change my mind eventually. But right here, right now, this is what feels right. What it comes down to, for me, is this: there’s no one in the industry now who cares this much about albums. I’m fundamentally an album-oriented listener. A great song is a great song, but there’s only so much you can pack into a few minutes. I love it when it feels like someone is telling a story, like each track is meant to accomplish something super specific, when you have the full weight of the whole set accumulating in the final minutes. I’ll let smarter people than me decide if this is Kendrick’s best album, but I think it’s easily his most cohesive one. I felt like I went on a journey listening to “Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers.” This year, no music moved me like it did. More than anything, that’s what I’m after, so how could I put it anywhere else on this list?

That’s the list! Thank you for reading! Please continue to do so (I am not too proud to beg)! Next time will probably be my Oscar predictions, so stay tuned for those.

Obligatory hello post!

Hello! I have been told by numerous sources that a formal hello post is appropriate for a new website even though it will tell you nothing that you cannot find on the About page. So hello! I am Matt! You may remember me from [placeholder for hypothetical future accomplishment].

This is my third website, the previous two of which ran for years before being unceremoniously deleted. Place your bets on how long it’ll take before I become embarrassed by what I’ve posted here and condemn it to digital oblivion as well. As many as several of you may know that I’ve been writing movie reviews since 2009. I garnered about six readers and absolutely no respect for it. I’ve mostly hung that up these days, but I’ll still post some year-end lists and other odds and ends (2021’s are already up! Check them out! Or don’t, it’s up to you!).

I don’t expect to be posting here super regularly. The purpose of this page, at this point, is a launchpad for efforts to publish My Book™. This is a place for literary agents and editors to hopefully see how Cool and Smart I am, and then give me a million dollars. Alternatively, it may eventually be a place for me to exhort a half-dozen readers to buy my self-published garbage. Time will tell!

Anyway, this is a website, there is stuff on it, you should follow it so that you receive notifications of more stuff.

2021: Top 20 Movies

2021 was a weird year for movies.


Allow me, if you will, to take you on a journey into How My Brain Works, an undertaking you surely will come to regret. In a given year, my Top 20 can essentially be broken down into three categories:


• The really good to maybe-great movies. The four-stars-out-of-five. These make up the back half of the list, maybe a portion of the Top 10. These are movies I loved, but that I do have a handful of noteworthy reservations about. They’re not quite all-time favorites, but I may add two or three to my collection.


• The genuinely great movies. These make up most of the Top 5, maybe most of the Top 10 if we’re lucky. It’s a happy compromise if one of these wins big at the Oscars. I have very little negative to say about them — possibly nothing at all. Sometimes they only lack that special, impossible-to-determine something that would proclaim them as all-timers. They’re probably headed for my collection.


• The unqualified masterpieces. Easy five-star movies. Not every year has these. That’s usually, for me, the sign of a mediocre-to-bad year, but not always — I can still, on balance, consider it a solid year if enough movies qualify for the second and third category. Any year that does have entries in this category, it’s probably only one or two. New all-time favorites don’t come along every day, after all.


To me, an average year — movies were as good as they could reasonably be expected to be — looks like, say…2014, when my list had no movies in the first category, but several in the second, and a more or less normal number in the third. A bad year looks like 2016, where I exhausted every movie I would even consider eligible for the third category getting the list together. A good year looks like 2019, where I had a healthy percentage of everything — two in the elusive first category, a handful on the second, and a bunch of movies in the third that I was genuinely enthusiastic about.


Of course, none of that is a hard rule. 2016 actually had at least one movie secure all-timer status for me, and Category No. 2 was pretty well-rounded. It was the gulf between those and the bottom tier that made it so underwhelming on the whole. You had a couple of filmmakers at the height of their powers, and everyone else was whiffing.


I also think of 2013, the other Weirdest Year since I started writing about movies online. I have no idea whether that year was mostly bad or one of the greatest years for movies, period. Her, 12 Years a Slave, The Wolf of Wall Street, Short Term 12, Gravity, Before Midnight, Captain Phillips, Frances Ha. 2013’s top tier was stacked. And once you move past it, you mostly get a pile of mediocrity. I have no idea how that balances out.


I’m having the opposite debate about 2021. I’m not sure whether it’s the worst year for movies since I started keeping track, or if it’s unusually well-rounded. What I mean by this is that not only were there no movies this year that qualified for personal all-timer status, but for the first time since I started doing this, I’m not sure there were any that even qualified for that second category. That’s barring a few rewatches, of course. There are a couple top-fivers I could see advancing once I give them another whirl. But still, I have to admit I can’t remember a year whose movies left me so…uninspired. There was a lot that I enjoyed, but nothing I fell head-over-heels in love with.


But! 2021 also has the deepest bench of any year I can remember. Which is to say that third category was absolutely overflowing.


I am uninspired by this year. But I’m also really excited about almost every movie on this list. I have reservations big and small about all of them, but I was truly enraptured by what they did right. I want to call 2021 a terrible year in movies, but then I remember how many cuts I made finalizing this. Red Rocket, The Card Counter, The Harder They Fall — all really friggin’ good movies that you will see no mention of in the paragraphs to follow. The Matrix Resurrections — I was so sure that was going to be on this list, and it had a December release date. In the last few months of the year, I saw enough great movies that somehow it was dislodged. I also look at what barely made the list: movies I thought were Top 10 candidates when I first saw them. I’m almost embarrassed to put them that low, but I look at what’s ahead of them and have no clue what I’d part with.


So 2021: Good year? Bad year? I can’t even begin to decide. Wherever I land going forward, all I can say for now is that there was still a lot to love.

20. Luca
The most low-key Pixar has ever been, but that’s what’s so great about it. It’s a quiet, funny hangout movie where the highest stakes are a bicycle race. A good-natured fun-for-the-whole family film. It isn’t clear to me how culturally impactful Luca was, whether anyone other than me likes it in any meaningful sense. But I’m holding it close to my heart. It’s also the only movie on this list that I don’t feel would be in another year’s top ten.


19. The Lost Daughter
Your guess is as good as mine how I only managed to put this at No. 19, honestly. Weird year. Olivia Colman has rapidly emerged as one of our foremost talents, and Maggie Gyllenhaal’s directorial debut may well put her in the same company as fellow actress-turned-director Greta Gerwig. Her first time behind the camera is confident, compelling and distinctive. I’m not someone who gets invested in editing awards, but that the Oscars didn’t even nominate it is nuts.


18. Flee
I don’t usually watch documentaries; I prefer to read news, mostly. But I was intrigued by Flee’s unique approach and decided to check it out. Obviously, my inexperience leaves me ill-equipped to subject it to analysis. And even then, I’m not sure I want to — to me, analyzing a documentary is either attacking the substance of its claims, and if it falls flat on that front, it isn’t a good documentary, or talking about the filmmaking, cinematography, editing, etc., which just makes me feel crass. It’s someone’s actual story, this really happened, this pain exists, how stupid am I for wishing it was better presented? So all I’m able to say is that I found Flee very moving.


17. The Worst Person in the World
I’ve found it difficult to distill my feelings about this movie into a few sentences without restricting it to uninteresting basics. What’s truly special about it is how skillfully it handles individual moments, how every scene contains little surprises, little tics of writing and performance, that constantly shift the context and develop its characters/themes. It’s impossible to explain its transcendence in a few short words because what’s great about it is different in every scene. It’s always revealing itself to you.


16. Drive My Car
You may recall that I said the back half of this list contains a lot of movies that feel like they should be Top 10 contenders. I think on some level I may not love Drive My Car as much as everyone else, which says nothing about how great this movie is because I could convincingly declare it my favorite of the year and still like it less than the rest of you. This is very much a case of “YOU might say this is the best movie of the year; however, I think that it is just…very, very great.” I’m doing this routine because I don’t actually have a lot to say about emotional powerhouses like this. Acting good, writing good, directing good, movie good. Etc.


15. A Hero
We don’t deserve Asghar Farhadi, one of the best, if not the best, storytellers in this genre. With A Hero, he’s crafted another thoughtful social labyrinth where no one is evil, no one is innocent, and ethical dilemmas compound until the only way for the characters to do the right thing is to do the thing they can live with.


14. Passing
As Maggie Gyllenhaal collects much-deserved accolades for The Lost Daughter, we should be sure not to forget 2021’s other actress-turned-director breakthrough — who as far as I’m concerned, acquitted herself even better with this beautifully shot, impeccably crafted, and challenging drama about identity and people’s responsibility to one another. Passing feels like one of the year’s most unsung movies. I feel like we should be talking about it more. Much like Gyllenhaal, Rebecca Hall genuinely feels like a student of this stuff, and she looks at things in a very unique way here. I hope this isn’t the last we hear of her in the director’s chair.


13. C’mon C’mon
And now we’re entering the part of the list where I’m almost shocked the movies aren’t Top 5. Despite nearly all of its production happening in late 2019, C’mon C’mon somehow managed to be the most perfectly 2021 movie of its year. It’s the proverbial “movie we need right now,” one confronting the darkness of our times with battered optimism and a giant, loving heart for all of humanity. Both the leads are stellar. As far as I’m concerned, it’s Mike Mills’ best work, and I might not even think it’s close.


12. Mass
Mass is a thoughtful, even-handed, non-exploitative take on a generation-defining problem most of Hollywood is afraid to touch. The script and performances are the entire show here, and both are more than up to the task. I love 12 Angry Men-style closed-room, real-time dramas, and Mass is a worthy heir. Deeply felt and much more gripping than you’d expect.


11. Malignant
What, you thought I was kidding? I’ve spent half a year saying this was going to be in my Top 20. I do not kid about Malignant. I’m surprised I’m not putting it higher. I still might. This movie is completely cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, and I loved every second of it. I didn’t know how badly I’d missed horror movies you cackle your way through until James Wan brought this madness into my life. Cinema.


10. Judas and the Black Messiah
Remember this movie? It was one of 2021’s earliest releases, and ended up getting lumped in with 2020’s films because it fell within the release window — expanded because of the pandemic — of last year’s Oscars, where it won (much-deserved) Best Supporting Actor honors for Daniel Kaluuya. For my part, between festivals and critic screenings, it’s already a pain keeping track of when movies technically released, so as far as I’m concerned, if it never once played before 2021, it’s a 2021 movie. And Judas and the Black Messiah opened the year on a strong note. It’s confrontational, unusually radical, and left me shellshocked.


9. The Tragedy of Macbeth
A Shakespeare adaptation so good it made me reconsider my aversion to Shakespeare. I can’t think of any director, off the top of my head, who reinvented themselves so thoroughly this late in their career. Joel Coen, already a legend, simply solidifies his status as one of the all-time greats with this — possibly the most beautiful and well-shot movie of a year where there’s a lot of competition for that title. This is Macbeth as pure fantasy, haunting and grim. Denzel Washington hasn’t had this much fun in years. Never underestimate the Coen brothers, even when it’s only half of them.


8. Dune
Look, I’m a simple person. All I really want to see is spaceships and explosions and giant worms, and on the rare occasion that such things are given to a filmmaker who will actually shoot them so they are nice looking, I’m pretty much just a cat chasing a laser pointer. Dune is gorgeous and fun, in its grim, austere way.


7. The Last Duel
Easily the year’s biggest surprise. What appeared, on paper, to be the most meatheaded of meatheaded cinema, in practice is almost the exact opposite. The must unsung film of 2021, as far as I’m concerned. It isn’t the first movie to tell a story multiple times, each from the perspective of a different character, but it’s rarely done this well, or this impactfully. Its most egregious awards snubs were in the categories of Best Adapted Screenplay and Best Actress for Jodie Comer. It’s been a long time since I last felt the stakes of a movie’s climax this acutely. As an aside, I’m a huge fan of the rare post-movie title card that actually has emotional weight, and oh boy does it ever.


6. The Green Knight
I don’t understand why David Lowery isn’t one of the biggest names in cinema right now. He’s a chameleonic director — not voiceless, but somehow effortlessly speaking the language of every genre he tries his hand at, from the family-friendly warmth of Pete’s Dragon to the artful mystique of A Ghost Story to the easygoing true-story energy of The Old Man and the Gun, and now to high fantasy. The Green Knight is a gorgeous movie, a technical marvel, the sort of fantasy where every frame drips with history. A feast for the eyes, the heart, and the mind.


5. The Mitchells vs. the Machines
At one point, this movie made me laugh so hard and so suddenly that I physically hurt myself. It has unique, detailed animation, and a well-told story, but really it’s just that this is scene for scene one of the funniest movies to have been released in actual years. Genuine fun for the whole family, something for everyone, don’t miss it.


4. Parallel Mothers
It took me a bit to adjust to Parallel Mothers being much more genre than I expected, but once I did, I was all the way in. It’s genuinely fascinating to see a movie that could be classified as drama, that never does anything that couldn’t theoretically happen in real life, somehow come up with a story that feels like it’s never been told before. Not that it is, in the end, an overly serious indie philosophizing about The Meaning of Life — it’s very heightened, piling up several one-in-a-million possibilities in order to create a fundamentally preposterous social situation. But Pedro Almodovar knows exactly what this movie is, and it never does anything it doesn’t earn. I’m not sure what you’d call this, in the end — I’m gravitating toward “social thriller,” but even that doesn’t capture its well-drawn characters and performances, or the handful of things it’s truly sincere about. It’s rare that a movie can make me feel something while also having a certain…dementedness that makes it guilty fun. Parallel Mothers is a masterclass in having your cake and eating it, too.


3. West Side Story
This mainly exists as an excuse for Steven Spielberg to direct a musical, and that is more than enough to justify the price of admission — many times over. From a technical standpoint, West Side Story is a two-and-a-half-hour mic drop of a motion picture. I might barely prefer the original for story, but this version’s direction may have permanently ruined Hollywood musical numbers for me. Now I watch musicals and I just think, “Why isn’t this West Side Story?” This is what big screens and surround sound were built for.


2. Licorice Pizza
The best Paul Thomas Anderson has been since There Will Be Blood. It’s been a while since I last felt like I “got” one of his movies the way everyone else did, so Licorice Pizza comes as great relief. This is without question one of the year’s best screenplays — authentic and funny, with characters so fully psychologized they feel like friends of yours. I’ve missed Anderson in comedy mode, too, and this has some big laughs. Alana Haim isn’t just my personal 2021 Best Actress, hers might be my favorite performance of the year altogether, period, end of sentence.

  1. The Power of the Dog
    I just hope we don’t have to wait another 13 years for Jane Campion to follow this one up. This is the sort of movie that only gets better in retrospect. The more you think about it, the better the pieces fit together. An hour after the movie, revelations will strike you out of nowhere: “Oh, that’s what was going on there!” Great characters, great casting, great writing, great direction, everyone involved in this production showed up with their A-game from day one. It’s a compelling, edgy, psychological drama topped off by one of the year’s best endings.

2021: Top 10 Albums

New website, time to reiterate my years-old disclaimers!


Disclaimer the First: I am stupid at music!


This is the only disclaimer, thank you.


I just want to make clear, as always, that I really don’t have any technical understanding of music whatsoever, and I’m not that well-listened. Your proper music critic listened to hundreds of albums last year and can subdivide them by genres I’ve never even heard of; I don’t even remember how to read music anymore. This remains a top ten because I don’t listen to enough to have anything bigger. In any given year, I only give a handful of albums a full listen, and I sort of peruse others until I have a sense of whether they’re for me. I can’t give you a thorough dissection. I just like things, and I like to write about things that I like! Maybe you, if you are as stupid as me, will like them too!


Anyway, from my limited perspective, 2021 struck me as kind of a slow year for music. There are years when it feels like new stuff just gets dumped on me, and then there are years where I have to go looking for something new to listen to. 2021 was one of the latter, usually. It was a bit of a disappointing year, too — a handful of artists I usually enjoy, or who I thought had promise, released new albums that just didn’t do much for me. Modest Mouse, Lorde…does anyone even know there was a new Sleater-Kinney last year?


But some other old favorites delivered in a big way, and I made a couple of fun new discoveries, the way I often do when the mainstays are letting me down. I can’t say it was all bad. A lot of the albums here are going to stay in my rotation for a long time, maybe forever. 2021: Short on really good stuff, but enough great stuff to keep the balance.

10. Squid — Bright Green Field:
This is almost a placeholder decision. I discovered these guys late in the game. I’m still exploring Bright Green Field, and…god, I don’t know how I feel about a lot of this. I don’t have much of a framework for something this out there. But it certainly grabbed my attention, and even if I don’t completely understand it yet, I haven’t gotten bored trying, which usually signifies a future all-time favorite. I love that jazz right now is a marriage of the old-school, highly technical music nerd stuff to dudes with cartoon character voices yelling about complete nonsense. Ollie Judge makes this band for me. I need him to do the full Isaac Brock, just get more and more manic and out of control with each album (just without the part where Brock eventually just…stopped doing that). I think Bright Green Field is more of an album listen than an individual song listen — you sort of need the full context to get the Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts-esque cheerful dystopia vibe I think (?) Squid is going for. At the end of the day, what I’m out for is something different, and Squid…well, enough said. This is the sort of album that either heralds the arrival of a titan, or a quick burnout, nothing in between. Either way, it’s a gift.


9. Psychedelic Porn Crumpets — SHYGA! The Sunlight Mound:
I think I may have exhausted the full scope of everything I could ever say about…sigh…the Psychedelic Porn Crumpets back when I tackled…sigh…And Now for the Whatchamacallit. I think I would call…sigh…SHYGA! The Sunlight Mound a lateral move, neither better or worse than its predecessor and not much of an evolution for the band, which makes it even more difficult to have thoughts about it. The gist of it is that the Crumpets hit that sweet spot of unique and accessible that’s where a lot of the music I love most lives. For that reason, more of the same is good enough for me right now. That said, I’m anxious because this very much feels like a band that can’t sustain the same old thing for another album. Good stuff, highly enjoyable, hope it isn’t the last time I’m able to care about these guys.


8. Courtney Barnett — Things Take Time, Take Time:
I’m enjoying the mellowing-out of Courtney Barnett more than most people, I think. I’m with you, Sometimes I Sit and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit is her best work by a wide margin, I miss it, I hope she finds her way back to that zone eventually. But she’s still a solid songwriter, and she has an “artist for her times” quality that I find underrated — that dull bittersweetness, that millennial malaise, deadpan voice snarking over observations of a collapsing world, not quite masking the genuine fear beneath it. I’m not sure I have the patience for another round of this, but then again, I was worried Things Take Time, Take Time wasn’t going to work for me either. Barnett has my ear. I miss the rock n’ roll, but I can content myself with this.


7. Nick Cave and Warren Ellis — CARNAGE:
Nick Cave does not strike me as the sort of artist who ought to be prolific — he has the energy of a guy who disappears into his attic and reemerges every decade with some painstakingly crafted, gut-wrenching masterpiece — but I’m grateful he is, and somehow he still manages to deliver on the “painstakingly crafted, gut-wrenching masterpiece” part of the equation. It’s nice to see him scale back a little in the wake of Ghosteen, make something a little more digestible, if not much less grim. I know very little about Warren Ellis, and I’m not sure what his contribution was here — there’s nothing that distinguishes CARNAGE from anything else Cave has done with the Bad Seeds of late. But that doesn’t make this any less an unsurprisingly strong outing from a pair of artists who are not often off their game.


6. Iceage — Seek Shelter:
I’m new to these guys! I was not aware they existed prior to this year. My shallow perusal of the rest of their discography was enough to confirm that Seek Shelter is indeed a major sound shift for what used to be a particularly dark, aggressive punk band. But it seems to me like their fans are mostly on board with it, which more than anything is a sign of a stellar album. What they’ve found here at the very least equals their previous work; personally, I think it’s even better, and that’s despite my uncharacteristic soft spot for obnoxious punk. I think the core of what they’ve always been remains intact here, which probably eased the transition; they’ve just transferred it into the trappings of emotive DIY alt rock. Like all the best punk frontmen, Elias Bender Rønnenfelt is not what you would call a good singer, but he’s one of the select few able to turn that weakness into strength. It’s vulnerable rather than grating. And the songs themselves are really strong; Seek Shelter contains a sizable chunk of my favorites last year. There’s album of the year material here; a couple of tracks tending mediocre are all that kept it from the top half of this list.


5. St. Vincent — Daddy’s Home:
I have a weird relationship with this one. I love it, but I don’t; it’s great, but it’s flawed; I could listen to the album all day, but I can’t say the same for most of the songs individually. And you know what? I think that works for it, in a weird way. Given the overall theme of the album, it makes an odd sort of sense for the whole thing to feel like it’s at war with itself. Sometimes raw, sometimes traditional, sometimes overproduced, sometimes bubbly, Daddy’s Home has its fingers in a lot of pots but they all have something good in them. Or at least something interesting. It pales in comparison to St. Vincent’s last two albums, one of which I awarded AOTY status, but most things do.


4. Arlo Parks — Collapsed in Sunbeams:
Arlo Parks is easily the most promising newcomer of 2021. She still needs fine-tuning on a few fronts, but she’s naturally gifted in a way that makes me think she might be a big deal in the making. I’m not surprised to find her working her way into Phoebe Bridgers’ circles. They might be in different genres — Bridgers more a singer-songwriter, Parks more R&B — but their energy is very similar. They’re both strong lyricists with distinctive voices, bittersweet outlooks, and effortless songwriting ability. Catchy, moving, memorable. Collapsed in Sunbeams is very, very good. Parks’ next might be an all-timer.


3. Japanese Breakfast — Jubilee:
I’ve been aware of Japanese Breakfast for a couple years, but 2021 was when I started getting into them. Jubilee precipitated a deep dive into the rest of their discography because it’s one of those insta-great albums that makes you wonder why it took you so long to check it out. I’m a sucker for the alt-pop scene in general, but really, with Jubilee, it’s the simple things: it took me maybe two or three listens for every chorus to lodge itself in my brain and write itself in my heart. It’s music that becomes part of you. The first time you listen to it, you’re humming along by the end even though you don’t completely know the tune yet.


2. IDLES — CRAWLER:
If, on November 12, you heard a sigh of relief loud enough to crack the earth, that was me listening to CRAWLER for the first time. I sort of got Star Wars prequel’d into loving Ultra Mono the first couple of listens — “Is this…not working for me? No, no, that can’t be, it’s IDLES. I just don’t get it yet. Listen to, you know…that thing. I think I like that. Yeah, I like that. I definitely do.” And it took a while for the fact that it is mostly not good to catch up to me. I was sort of primed for disappointment — I thought then, and still think now, that basically all the singles are awesome, and the album has some of the band’s best production to date. But yeah. There are a lot of duds on there. And worse, they’re duds that suggest a band running out of ideas, going through the motions. So it is to my great relief, many months later, that CRAWLER is pretty friggin’ great and I only get more convinced of the fact with each listen. IDLES was in need of evolution, and that’s exactly what they did on CRAWLER. They’ve always denied being a punk band, and CRAWLER’s the first time that hasn’t felt like BS. There’s more variety than usual. You get your bluntly political headbangers, of course, but there’s a lot of atmosphere, a lot of experimentation, a lot of new elements thrown into the mix. It’s the best Joe Talbot has ever been as a vocalist, not that the bar is super high. But more importantly, where Ultra Mono fell back on a lot of generic platitudes — without the tongue-in-cheek, all-loving cheese of Joy As an Act of Resistance — CRAWLER makes it personal. It phrases things uniquely. It feels like someone’s actual perspective rather than a recitation of a party platform. It’s a grimmer, more sincere album than I’m accustomed to from these guys, and I won’t lie — I miss the oafish positivity of their previous work. But this is a very well-rounded, mature album. It swiftly restored my hope that IDLES may yet have a long and fruitful future ahead of them.

  1. Little Simz — Sometimes I Might Be Introvert
    It’s not clear to me, given my lack of interaction with the finer points of music criticism, but it seems from the outside looking in as though Sometimes I Might Be Introvert has achieved Parasite levels of Consensus Best Thing of the Year. If that is indeed true, far be it from me to disagree. I’m glad I managed to get on the Little Simz train just before she solidified herself as a master in the making, so now I can share in the collective cred of having liked her before she was cool. Though if it’s all right with you, I’m planning to keep liking her after. For the life of me, I do not understand how this is not a person with multiple Top Ten hits. Between this and GREY Area, I’m not even sure I have a use for non-Little Simz rap albums in my life anymore. It seems like every rapper eventually has to prove him- or herself on a gargantuan feature film-length album that doubles as a thesis statement of his or her entire life, and Little Simz’ attempt dunked so hard the backboard shattered. I don’t know whether she’s the best rapper working — there are a lot of people in contention for that. But if she keeps this up — if she keeps even fifty percent of this up — that title’s in the bag before 2030 comes around. In the six years I’ve been doing this, I don’t think I’ve ever had an easier time naming a number one.