Hello! I have been told by numerous sources that a formal hello post is appropriate for a new website even though it will tell you nothing that you cannot find on the About page. So hello! I am Matt! You may remember me from [placeholder for hypothetical future accomplishment].
This is my third website, the previous two of which ran for years before being unceremoniously deleted. Place your bets on how long it’ll take before I become embarrassed by what I’ve posted here and condemn it to digital oblivion as well. As many as several of you may know that I’ve been writing movie reviews since 2009. I garnered about six readers and absolutely no respect for it. I’ve mostly hung that up these days, but I’ll still post some year-end lists and other odds and ends (2021’s are already up! Check them out! Or don’t, it’s up to you!).
I don’t expect to be posting here super regularly. The purpose of this page, at this point, is a launchpad for efforts to publish My Book™. This is a place for literary agents and editors to hopefully see how Cool and Smart I am, and then give me a million dollars. Alternatively, it may eventually be a place for me to exhort a half-dozen readers to buy my self-published garbage. Time will tell!
Anyway, this is a website, there is stuff on it, you should follow it so that you receive notifications of more stuff.
